There’s a Spider
There’s a spider on my curtains.
I woke up and it was there, sitting (do spiders sit?) quietly, waiting for me to kill it. Or try to.
It’s a chunky boy, this arachnid. I don’t know where it came from or how it hasn’t gained the attention of these cats yet. Normally, the cats don’t eat spiders but they will attack them for play. This one though, is a spider wizard.
I’ve been looking at the thing for four hours now. Eve says I should take care of it but I think I’m winning the staring contest. The prize is superiority, worthiness, eternal glory!
It might be dead though. I don’t know…
But there’s a spider 🕷
Edit: Definitely NOT dead!